Season 7 – The Final Tally

Last updated November 4, 2009 (Day 137)

Question #1: I’m famous and I’m a chef but I am not a famous chef – who am I?
Day 1 – April 2, 2009 (Anthony): The guy form Joe’s Stone Crab.
Day 2 – April 3, 2009 (Greg): Michael Douglas.
Day 3 – April 6, 2009 – Missed day
Day 4 – April 7, 2009 – Missed day
Day 5 – April 8, 2009 (Lassette): Issac Hayes (chef from South Park – very good guess).
Day 6 – April 9, 2009 (Tim): Chef Boy-ar-dee
Day 7 – April 10, 2009 (Chuck): Chef-Boy-ar-dee (I guess he didn’t listen yesterday?)
Day 8 – April 13, 2009 (Tom): Cannonball Run w/ Dom Delouise.
Day 9 – April 14, 2009 (Justin): Emeril
Day 10 – April 15, 2009 (Mary): Martha Stewart
Day 11 – April 16, 2009 (Jim): Paul Castronovo
Day 12 – April 17, 2009 (Tracey): Spongebob Squarepants
Day 13 – April 20, 2009 (Louie): (Take your time) Paul
Day 14 – April 21, 2009 (Careena): The Pillsbury Doughboy
Day 15 – April 22, 2009 (Charlene): Matthew McConaughey
Day 16 – April 23, 2009 (Alicia): Art Smith (Obama’s personal chef)
Day 17 – April 24, 2009 (Fidel): Bethany Frankel (??)
Day 18 – April 27, 2009 (Juan): (No Juan is there!)
Day 18 – April 27, 2009 (Trish): (Ding Ding Ding Woohoo!)Hurley (Jorge Garcia from Lost) – Great guess!
Day 19 – April 28, 2009 (Kevin): Steven Seagal
Day 20 – April 29, 2009 (Nick): George Foreman
Day 21 – April 30, 2009 (Susan): Vincent Price (Paul is such a teaser!)
Day 22 – May 1, 2009 (The Cougar): Issac Hayes (again, Chef from South Park)
Day 23 – May 4, 2009 (Timmy): The Rock
Day 24 – May 5, 2009 (Aaron): Robert DiNero
Day 25 – May 6, 2009 (Jennifer): Helio Castroneves
Day 26 – May 7, 2009 (Johnny): Mr. Food
Day 27 – May 8, 2009 (Well, technically the 7th on the cruise) (Susan (drunk & doesn’t listen)):
Day 27 – May 8, 2009 (Still on the boat) (Jennifer): Danny DiVito
Day 28 – May 12, 2009 (Lassette): Alberto Doran
Day 29 – May 13, 2009 (Libby): Martha Stewart
Day 30 – May 14, 2009 (Jennifer): Christopher Walken (she didn’t get the answer from this site.)

CORRECT ANSWER:

Day 31 – May 15, 2009 (Lee): Jeff Probst (Survivor)

(More wrong answers – a.k.a. people who don’t really listen to the show)

Day 46 – June 8, 2009 (John): Mike Probst
Day 99 – September 11, 2009 (Louie): Jeff Broch

Question #2: On average this takes 26 minutes, what is it?
Day 31 – May 15, 2009 (Lee): Actual showing of a 30 minute sit-com.
Day 32 – May 18, 2009 (Jim): The amount of time to cook dinner
Day 33 – May 19, 2009 (Bill): The orgasm of a female pig (WTF?)
Day 34 – May 20, 2009 (Tony): How long it takes to cook a Paul & Young Ron pizza.
Day 35 – May 21, 2009 (L.B.): (Jeff Pope?) Paul’s commute to work each morning (Paul mentioned that he was close but “no banana” – Steve and Paul agreed that it was a good answer)
Day 36 – May 22, 2009 (Elliot): The wait to get in to see a doctor
Day 37 – May 26, 2009 (Joanna): The US average commute time to work from home. (Steve said she was very close – before she said “the US”)
Day 38 – May 27, 2009 (Judy): The average time it takes to drive from the Miami Metro Zoo to the radio station in Miramar.
Day 39 – May 28, 2009 (Natalie): Average commute time in the UK. (Paul said she was on the other side of the pond)
Day 40 – May 29, 2009 (Rich): The commute time for south Floridians to work (then Paul asked “From what city”) – Miami?
Day 41 – June 1, 2009 (John): The average commute for Branzic to get to work.
Day 42 – June 2, 2009 (Marco): The drive from Parkland to Miramar.
Day 43 – June 3, 2009 (Alex): The average commute form Ft Lauderdale to Miami.
Day 44 – June 4, 2009 (Manny): The average commute for people who live in Margate (to where) to Hollywood. (Paul said Margate has nothing to do with it)
Day 45 – June 5, 2009 (Corey): The average commute on the metro rail or tri-rail.
Day 47 – June 9, 2009 (Lori): The average daily one way commute to work in the United States. (Paul said that she’s getting “colder”)
Day 48 – June 10, 2009 (Greg): Average commute time from Miami to Ft Lauderdale. (Paul mentioned it is the wrong cities).
Day 49 – June 11, 2009 (Josh): The amount of time it takes Toast to get to work.
Day 50 – June 12, 2009 (Bobby): The average commute time to the Seminole Hard rock from Coconut Creek Hard Rock.
Day 51 – June 15, 2009 (Carlos): The average daily commute to work in the city of Ft Lauderdale. (Paul said wrong city)
Day 52 – June 16, 2009 (Jim): Commute for Rom to Happy Pappy’s
Day 53 – June 17, 2009 (Jules): Having sex. (Obviously not a regular listener)
Day 54 – June 18, 2009 (Alicia): Commute to Lighthouse point to Miramar.
Day 55 – June 19, 2009 (Brian): Average commute time form Coral Springs to the station.
Day 56 – June 22, 2009 (John): The average commute for someone living in Boca Raton. (Paul: “I like the way you answered the question but you have the wrong city“)
Day 57 – June 23, 2009 (Fred): The commute from West Palm to Miami. (I don’t know how fast this guy is flying…)
Day 58 – June 24, 2009 (John): The average commute to work from the city of Oakland Park. (Paul said twice “Wrong city” and Steve said “but god, though” and the phrasing was perfect according to Paul).
Day 59 – June 25, 2009 (Scott): The average commute time for Deerfield Beach.
Day 60 – June 26, 2009 (Jack): The commute time from Wilton Manors to the station. (“This answer is “more wrong” than yesterday’s answer)
Day 61 – June 29, 2009 (John): The commute to work from the city of Pompano Beach.

CORRECT ANSWER:

Day 62 – June 30, 2009 (Jake): The average commute time to work from Weston, FL

Question #3: What do the Dukes of Hazard, The A Team, and MacGyver have in common?
Day 61 – June 30, 2009 (Jake): All created in 1982
Day 62 – July 1, 2009 (Michelle) : They all use very little violence to solve things in the show.
Day 63 – July 2, 2009 (Susan): They all played on Sunday nights.
Day 64 – July 13, 2009 (Jimmy): Something about their rankings in 1985 (WTF?).
Day 65 – July 14, 2009 (Susan): They’re all page 87 of TV guide’s 50 years of television.
Day 66 – July 15, 2009 (Sid): They’re in the one of the volumes of Encarta encyclopedia.
Day 67 – July 16, 2009 (John): They all have the same show time – 48 minutes long (I guess he missed the hint?)
Day 68 – July 17, 2009 (Josh): Each one of the shows had a drunk just like Ron.
Day 69 – July 20, 2009 (Sandy): At least one of the cast members middle name is Dean.
Day 70 – July 21, 2009 (Bob): All have have one episode where they ate in the nude.
Day 71 – July 22, 2009 (Susan): Paul had a…. (cutoff – even online)
Day 72 – July 23, 2009 (Rich): All were nominated for an Emmy in 1987.
Day 73 – July 24, 2009 (Scott): No one ever died in any of the episodes.
Day 74 – July 27, 2009 (Jimmy): Disconnected after question #1
Day 75 – July 28, 2009 (Josh): They all have actors served with a fuzzy navel.
Day 76 – July 29, 2009 (Lassette): Had a neighborhood of bars that they drank out of.
Day 77 – August 3, 2009 (Matty): They’ve all prayed on the show.
Day 78 – August 4, 2009 (Craig): They all have the same writers.
Day 79 – August 5, 2009 (Donna): They’re all on page 87 of Maxim Magazine. (Lots of groaning with that one? Paul said “close” several times – but not the magazine.
Day 80 – August 6, 2009 (Raina?): She doesn’t know the answer (prize whore).
Day 81 – August 10, 2009 (Jack): They on page 87 of TV Guide’s…. (cut off – wrong publication)
Day 82 – August 11, 2009 (Sue): They’re all on page 87 of Hustler magazine.
Day 83 – August 12, 2009 (Billy – prize crybaby, his “girl” is out of town): (Something about not knowing it and swearing)
Day 84 – August 13, 2009 (Kelly): They’re all on page 87 of the ultimate drinking game homepage. There were a lot of comments about this one from Paul and Young Ron but unfortunately the audio is very poor quality and choppy – I couldn’t understand it.
Day 85 – August 14, 2009 -Due to technical difficulties, there was no podcast for the 8am hour. If anyone heard the answer – please post it on the forums.
Day 86 – August 24, 2009 (Marco): (Heard the hint but can’t figure it out) They were all mentioned in…… he has no idea – something to do with….
Day 87 – August 25, 2009 (Juan): They were all page 87 of the New Times.

CORRECT ANSWER:

Day 88 – August 26, 2009 (Jenn): They’re all on page 87 of Barguments.

(More wrong answers – a.k.a. people who don’t really listen to the show)

Day 103 – September 17, 2009 (Larry): Page 87 of the book Arguments
Day 129 – October 23, 2009 (Kim): They’re all on page 87 of the book argonauts. (WTF??)

Question #4 – On average this takes approximately13 minutes, what is it?
“Correct” Question #4 – In Miami, this will take 13 minutes on average, what is it?
“Revised” Question #4 – In Miami they expect this to take 13 minutes, what is it?
“Revised” (again?) Question #4 – In Miami, they think this will take approximately 13 minutes, what is it?
Day 88 – August 26, 2009 (Jenn): The time to eat your lunch.
Day 89 – August 27, 2009 (Irwin): The average time for sex.
Day 90 – August 28, 2009 (Steve?): The length a time to make and bake a Paul and Young Ron pie at Anthony’s. (Paul responded with “It takes eight minutes”). Paul also mentioned that this question is similar to #2, but it is not.
Day 91 – August 31, 2009 (missed name): The amount of time it takes to go though airport security.
Day 92 – September 1, 2009 (missed name, again. I need to pay attention): The time to check out in a grocery line.
Day 93 – September 2, 2009 (Jim): The amount of time to have your drivers license to be renewed.
Day 94 – September 3, 2009 (Cathy): To go one block in 5:00PM traffic.
Day 95 – September 4, 2009 (Kevin): The average amount of time to check your baggage in at the airport. (Paul mentioned “not close”)
Day 96 – September 8, 2009 (Rich): The average wait time in the emergency room at the hospital.
Day 97 – September 9, 2009 (Jen?): To drive one city block.
Day 98 – September 10, 2009 (Barbara): The commute time from (cut off)
Correct Answer

Day 100 – September 14, 2009 (Rob): The time it takes to open the new dome at the new Marlins stadium.
(More wrong answers – a.k.a. people who don’t really listen to the show)

Day 107 – September 23, 2009(Alica): The time to open up the dome to the stadium (what stadium?)

Question #5 What is it legally that a man can that a woman cannot?
Day 100 – September 14, 2009 (Rob): Pee standing up.
Day 101 – September 15, 2009 (Rayna): Walk around in public topless.
Day 102 – September 16, 2009 (Susan): Marry a woman.
Day 104 – September 18, 2009 (Jimmy): To become a priest. (Pause after the answer)
Day 105 – September 21, 2009 (missed name): (something) for sex.
Day 106 – September 22, 2009 (Danny): Legally be a father.
Day 108 – September 24, 2009 (Jim): Have more drinks before they are legally drunk.
Day 109 – September 25, 2009 (Danny): *click*
Day 109 – September 25, 2009 (John): Walk around with no shirt on (he must have missed day 101)
Day 110 – September 28, 2009 (Josh): Add their last name to a newborn child.
Day 111 – September 29, 2009 (Brian): Right to bear arms.
Day 112 – September 30, 2009 (Ida): Show off your nipple rings at Landshark Stadium.
Day 113 – October 1, 2009 (Jeanne): Be in public displaying their man boobs.
Day 114 – October 2, 2009 (From the evening before in the Bahamas) (Barbara): Expose himself on the beach from the waist up.
Day 115 – October 5, 2009 (Suzy – calls in weekly): Have a shirtless avatar on the internet.
Day 116 – October 6, 2009 (Tatiana – joke caller): Walk around without their shirt on.
Day 116 – October 6, 2009 (Greg – the real caller): Have a wet dream.
Day 117 – October 7, 2009 (Missed name): Have conjugal visits.
Day 118 – October 8, 2009 (Alejandro / Alex): Fall asleep under a hair drier.
Day 119 – October 9, 2009 (Kelly): A woman cannot skydive on Sundays. (Paul mentioned this is the closest answer).
Day 120 – October 12, 2009 (Elizabeth – same caller as before (“Suzy”?)?): Be barefoot in a car.
Day 121 – October 13, 2009 (Carlos – ¡No puedes ganar!): In Washington state can can have sex with an animal as long as it is under 40 pounds. (Paul mentioned “At least you got us out of the state of Florida”)
Day 122 – October 14, 2009 (Joanne): In Arizona women are not allowed to wear pants.

CORRECT ANSWER:

Day 123 – October 15, 2009 (Jeff): In Montana it is illegal for a married woman to fish alone on Sunday & illegal for an unmarried woman to fish alone at anytime.

Question #6: Prior to this year it last occurred November 11, 2007. What is it?
Day 123 – October 15, 2009 (Jeff): (No answer)
Day 124 – October 16, 2009 (Jeneanne): The last time Ron had sex.
Day 125 – October 19, 2009 (Suzie): Jimmy Johnson winning his 4th consecutive NASCAR cup chase.
Day 126 – October 20, 2009 (Craig): Ricky Williams got reinstated back into football.
Day 127 – October 21, 2009 (Susan): The solar eclipse.
Day 128 – October 22, 2009 (Wendy): A total lunar eclipse. (Paul hinted that yesterday he would have said “more specific” – later revealed this was not a hint)
Day 130 – October 26, 2009 (Cutler Bay Carol): Sunday night football was the #1 show of the night and it beat Desperate Housewives. (Ron commented “She’s a very intelligent woman” and Paul kept mentioning “Television”.
Day 131 – October 27, 2009 (Michelle): A professional quarterback reached 60,000 passing in his career.
Day 132 – October 28, 2009 (Danny): The last time that Bret Farbve in (team’s uniform) against the Packers.
Day 133 – October 29, 2009 (Dave): The last total total lunar eclipse.
Day 134 – October 30, 2009 (missed name): Nov, 11, 2007 was the last time Ron actually was actually able to see his member while standing up.
Day 135 – November 2, 2009 (Susan – price whore, calls every few days): All 4 major sports were televised on one network.
Day 136 – November 3, 2009 (Jimmy): On the show the Family Guy, Stewie kidnapped the family.
Day 137 – November 4, 2009 (Lea-Anne): The season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. (A very delayed “No” from Toast on that one – she didn’t phrase it the way he wanted).

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